Product Details
Description
The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism.
Welcome to The New Nation. The AlienNation.
The Zombie King Story:The Zombie King looked about the apocalypse and thought “all is good,” because he knew he’d have his way with any “thirsty” partner he chose. With his muscled torso, ripped flanks and deeply ridged grinding pad, of course he was coveted. Even his ample base was paved in gold, as was the phallic path to his royal blue wonderland.
- Stimulating nubs run the entire length of the shaft.
- 100% body-safe silicone.
- Grinding pad on the base for maximum pleasure.
- Over 7 inches of insertable fun.
- Super strong suction base.
- Harness compatible.
- Easy to clean with warm water and mild soap.
- Metallic royal blue and with dazzling "gold drizzle” design!
Shipping & Return
Shipping Methods and Costs
We offer the following shipping options:
- Standard Shipping: 3-7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2-3 business days
- Overnight Shipping: 1 business day
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order and the selected shipping method.
Exceptions (May Allow Return/Exchange):
- Unopened, sealed items — within a set timeframe (3 days).
- Defective items — typically eligible for exchange or store credit, not full refund.
- Incorrect item shipped — return/replacement allowed.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too. If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at truepleasuresllc@gmail.com.
