Product Details
Description
Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone Dildo, a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this dildo provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface, and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strapon or pegging adventures. Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, it’s soft on the outside and firm inside. Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience.
You turn on your favorite vampire movie, dim the lights, and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder, and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up, using your phone as a flashlight, and stumble through the house, unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch, nothing happens, but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall, terrifying, monster is right beside you! It lunges at you, biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream, your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp, but you can still see its red, glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold, like the rest of its body, and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts, but with every thrust, it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly, slowly, you lose consciousness. In the morning, you feel drowsy, and euphoric, but then as soon as you look at a mirror, you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!
Measurements:
Overall length: 9 inches
Insertable length: 8 inches
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches
Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches
Materials: Silicone
Color: Red, Black, Silver
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This Dracula-themed dong has a grooved brain as the head, a textured bulge below the corona, and a veiny shaft, with prominent, spiked, bat wings folded in along the shaft and spikes jutting out at the base!
- Strong Suction Cup: Enjoy hands-free rides with this strong, suction cup base that can be placed on any flat surface.
- Harness Compatible: Use it with a compatible harness for strapon or pegging play!
- Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, silky smooth, phthalate-free silicone it is soft and squishy on the outside while remaining firm on the inside. Use only with water-based lubricants.
Shipping & Return
Shipping Methods and Costs
We offer the following shipping options:
- Standard Shipping: 3-7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2-3 business days
- Overnight Shipping: 1 business day
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order and the selected shipping method.
Exceptions (May Allow Return/Exchange):
- Unopened, sealed items — within a set timeframe (3 days).
- Defective items — typically eligible for exchange or store credit, not full refund.
- Incorrect item shipped — return/replacement allowed.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too. If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at truepleasuresllc@gmail.com.
