Product Details
Description
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for:
• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)
• Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!"
• Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool
So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
Shipping & Return
Shipping Methods and Costs
We offer the following shipping options:
- Standard Shipping: 3-7 business days
- Expedited Shipping: 2-3 business days
- Overnight Shipping: 1 business day
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order and the selected shipping method.
Exceptions (May Allow Return/Exchange):
- Unopened, sealed items — within a set timeframe (3 days).
- Defective items — typically eligible for exchange or store credit, not full refund.
- Incorrect item shipped — return/replacement allowed.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too. If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at truepleasuresllc@gmail.com.
